Mush Brain

AAARRRGGGHHHH!!!!

I don't feel like doing anything,
my brain has turned to mush.

I have so much to do,
and I'm wading though
the slush and crush
of this Sundays hush.

Come on Brain,
do your thing,
Finnish that thesis,
give those people a ring.

Write that proposal,
don't make it antipodal
And remember to call Jenny
At The Weapons Disposal.

Stop talking to the cat
It doesn't have
a clue where your at.
Finnish building that site
or you ll be up all night.

Read through that script,
though its probably shit.
Who knows?Maybe one day
it will be a hit.

Organise that meeting
with Colonel Sweeting,
for some time next week
or well be up the creek.

Do the dishes, and the laundry too
and clean up the rest
of the messy cat poo.
Brush cut the lawn, don't you dare yawn,
there is so much to do
I'm counting on you.

"OH bugger off "
says my brain.
Your giving me a pain,
it will be done when its done,
Think I'll go and laze in the sun