What would you do if you were a Recreational Alien?
An Alien with too much time on your hands?
When your Alien weekends just drag on by.
Would you pop on in and do some really fruity crop circles?
Do burnouts with your space ship?
Write a film script?
Maybe abduct a human or too, just for kicks, because your young and bored?
And then ask your parents "Can I keep him? I promise to feed and clean up after him.
Plleeeaase can I keep him? Preeetttyyy Plleeaase?
And then have to go through the hassle of wiping his mind when your unhip Alien parents say "No You cant keep him! You know they'll grow up into big whiney things, they make a terrible mess, and they are never happy.
Look at what happened to the last one we got. Luckily when we dropped him back, he wrote that silly book, and no one believed him . Just because the neighbours have them doesn't mean we have to. When will you learn they cant be house trained?"
So there you are, your lean, your mean and your green, your parents don't understand you, your a Recreational Alien, tell me ,what would you do?
I am obviously a bored recreational Enigma at the moment.
Ps The best response to this question was from a non-blogging friend of mine, she said if she was a bored recreational alien shed start a blog.......food for thought for all the bloggers out there.
Ps The best response to this question was from a non-blogging friend of mine, she said if she was a bored recreational alien shed start a blog.......food for thought for all the bloggers out there.
